Erie Caught Falsifying Snowfall Totals To Lead National Snow Contest

Erie officials may be left out in the cold this winter after recent allegations of falsified snowfall totals following the city’s latest accumulation. The discrepancy was discovered after a random snowfall audit on Thursday afternoon. “We at the National Snowglobe Competition are shocked by today’s findings and plan to launch a full investigation into the […]

McDonald’s Breakfast To Operate Under 2 Hour Delay Tuesday

The snow totals in Erie have delayed more than just schools Tuesday morning. The full breakfast menu will not be available at local McDonald’s until at least 8:00am within the City. Restaurants farther out in the County may close altogether. “We have to think about the safety of our customers,” the spokesman for the regional […]

90 Year Old Shovels Driveway As Millenial Neighbors Watch In Confusion

One local Erie man is digging out this morning after heavy snow over the course of Tuesday piled up in his driveway. The 90 year old man’s actions are drawing questions from his Millenial neighbors who watched the man shovel for hours after being forced to call in sick to work because their plow service […]

Public Service Announcement: Snow Makes Roads Slippery

As the first expected large snowfall moves towards Erie, one thing remains certain. Local drivers will forget how to drive with slick roads, despite doing it every year. We, at The Mockerie, would like to walk everyone though keeping your car on the road this weekend. “It’s a problem that we see every year,” a […]