Erie Kickball Tournament Gives Former Jock A Chance To Prove Himself

The annual Young Erie Professionals Charity Kickball Tournament may be over a week away, but one local weekend warrior is well in to training mode. “I’m going to crush it. No doubt.” the former Strong Vincent running back Vince Harper said. “Protein powder, pre-workout mix, and dedication. That’s the formula. That kickball won’t know what […]

Frontier Park Fills With Erieites Pretending To Know About Blues & Jazz

One of Erie’s most popular events is going on this weekend and festival goers are excited to make vague, generalized comments about the music being played on stage. “The horns, I think, really set this group’s sound apart.” One woman said. “I like the piano part of it too. It’s just really soothing.” When asked […]

Erie Woman Who Complains About Winter Cold and Summer Heat Left Without Friends

Shirley Coleman is being left out in the cold tonight after blowing a bunch of hot air at a post work get together. “We really didn’t have a choice.” Shirley’s co-workers said. “January’s too cold. July’s too hot. She’s never happy. It’s the same every year! You live in Erie! Get over it!” Shirley realized […]

Sinnott’s Firey Comments Spark Twitter War With Taylor Swift

Erie Mayor Joe Sinnott’s scathing criticism of an Erie Times News article about his stance on the recent violence has drawn some criticism itself, but none more surprising than from pop superstar Taylor Swift. “@Urgonnahearmeroar Ever hear of free speech? I’ll make sure I fill you in during my VMA speech #badblood” The mayor took […]