Frontier Park Fills With Erieites Pretending To Know About Blues & Jazz

One of Erie’s most popular events is going on this weekend and festival goers are excited to make vague, generalized comments about the music being played on stage. “The horns, I think, really set this group’s sound apart.” One woman said. “I like the piano part of it too. It’s just really soothing.” When asked […]

Erie Woman Who Complains About Winter Cold and Summer Heat Left Without Friends

Shirley Coleman is being left out in the cold tonight after blowing a bunch of hot air at a post work get together. “We really didn’t have a choice.” Shirley’s co-workers said. “January’s too cold. July’s too hot. She’s never happy. It’s the same every year! You live in Erie! Get over it!” Shirley realized […]

Sinnott’s Firey Comments Spark Twitter War With Taylor Swift

Erie Mayor Joe Sinnott’s scathing criticism of an Erie Times News article about his stance on the recent violence has drawn some criticism itself, but none more surprising than from pop superstar Taylor Swift. “@Urgonnahearmeroar Ever hear of free speech? I’ll make sure I fill you in during my VMA speech #badblood” The mayor took […]

Discover Presque Isle Attracts Thousands Eager To Sit In Traffic

This weekend on the peninsula popcorn is popping, lemonade is being squeezed, and traffic is at a standstill as people sell buttons in the middle of the road for Discover Presque Isle. “I come down to Beach 6 quite a bit during the year.” one driver said. “But I like coming down for Discover because […]

Woman Disowned By Family After Failing To Buy Smith’s For Cookout

One Erie woman is out on the street tonight after not buying Smith’s hot dogs for her family’s cookout Thursday evening. The incident escalated quickly after her loved ones took their first bites of dinner, only to find an impostor between their buns. “It’s not something you think about anymore.” her starving husband lamented. “You […]