Erieites Dye Livers Green For St. Patrick’s Day

Erie bar goers have already started one of the most heralded local traditions Thursday morning to celebrate St. Patrick’s Day, dying their livers green. The gesture is meant to honor the Irish Saint for reasons no one drinking green beer today is quite sure of. “This is my favorite day of the year,” one enthusiastic […]

Erie Couple Mugged By Infant

Two Erie citizens are talking to police this morning after allegedly being mugged on Erie’s West side by a three month old infant. “I’ll never forget those eyes,” one of the victims said. “They were almost alien like. It was like he was staring right through me. Chilled me to the bone.” The couple stated […]

Erie Man Injured As Crowd Rushes To Buy First Gallon Of Fuhrman’s Cider

The scene looked like news coverage of a Black Friday doorbuster deal. Dozens stormed Fuhrman’s Cider Mill Friday to get the first taste of the famous Apple Cider, leaving one man with sour grapes. “I’ve been camped out since 3am,” he told us, as paramedics checked his vitals. “We wanted to make sure we got […]

20 Something Surprised To Learn Of Seawolves Game Happening During Buck Night

One recent college grad was shocked, Wednesday night, to learn of a real life baseball game being played while enjoying dollar beers. “I just thought it was a great concept for a bar.” the Edinboro grad said. “I’ve been here for a bunch of buck nights and never noticed the game until tonight. I just […]

Celebrate Erie Adds ‘People Watching’ To Official List Of Events

Celebrate Erie just got a little more exciting, officially including people watching on their weekly schedule of events. The activity list, released Monday, reads that the peak time for people watching will be nightly from 7pm to 9pm between 7th and 8th Street. “We know this is what a lot of people come here for […]

5th and State McDonald’s Voted Erie’s Best Burger

The results are in, and one burger patty in Erie has been voted superior to the others. The McDonald’s at 5th and State in Erie’s downtown took home the prestigious award after votes were tallied Thursday night. “It’s a real honor for us.” said restaurant manager Harold James. “It comes down to our staff. You […]

Erie Kickball Tournament Gives Former Jock A Chance To Prove Himself

The annual Young Erie Professionals Charity Kickball Tournament may be over a week away, but one local weekend warrior is well in to training mode. “I’m going to crush it. No doubt.” the former Strong Vincent running back Vince Harper said. “Protein powder, pre-workout mix, and dedication. That’s the formula. That kickball won’t know what […]