Millcreek School District to Replace Small Bats With Large Ones, Amid Backlash

The Millcreek School District has received national media attention for distributing small bats to teachers, in an effort to combat school shootings. Now, the District is backtracking and trying to do some damage control. “We’ve heard the concerns locally and nationally. We’ve realized our mistake and have come up with a solution”, district administration says. […]

Entire Erie School District To Be Housed In Giant Barn

The Erie School District has leaked its preliminary plan for school consolidation and it is more drastic that initially thought. According to the leaked documents, the District will liquidate all real estate assets and begin construction on a single room barn, which will house grades K-12. “When you look at the numbers”, outgoing Superintendent Jay […]

Ken Bone Announces Bid For Erie Mayor

The breakout star of Sunday night’s presidential debate, Ken Bone, is now looking to use his fame to enter the political arena himself. He announced Wednesday that he would be entering the race to become Erie, Pennsylvania’s next mayor. “As an undecided voter in the general election, I truly feel that I have the inability […]