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Erie Mayor Joe Sinnott was spotted outside of City Hall for the first time in months on Monday. The mayor appeared to be glued to his phone and on important city business, but the explanation is much more simple. “There was a Charmander in the fountain in Perry Square,” Sinnott said. “I’ll be damned if […]
The Fourth of July may not be so dreary in Erie after all. The city announced Wednesday that it has shored up funding to provide one sparkler to every city resident over the age of sixteen, to be lit off all in one location on the Fourth. The city says they see this as a […]
Organizers of Erie’s Roar On The Shore bike rally made the announcement Thursday that local bikers will not be permitted to attend this year’s rally due to the record number of out of town riders expected to attend. Organizers say the rally is growing so fast they are struggling to adapt and find room for […]
A stray deer is making Erie headlines Thursday morning after being refused treatment by UPMC Hamot Wednesday night. The dispute started after the doe limped in the front door of the hospital shortly before 8pm Wednesday. Despite the clear need for treatment, the doe could not provide proof of insurance and things began to escalate. […]
One of the latest cost savings techniques proposed by the Erie School District will have a serious effect on the way students spend their daily lunch. Under the proposal, live animals would be released in a confined area and each student must hunt down their own lunch for the day. If instituted, the measure has […]
Hillary Clinton is making a hard push for voters in Pennsylvania with only one day left until the state’s primaries take place. The former First Lady may actually be feeling the Bern as her campaigns has begun to offer free services in a last minute effort to sway voters. “We have always been a campaign […]
For one day, at least, Erie’s Rainbow Gardens will be known as Freedom Gardens at the request of the Ted Cruz campaign. The presidential candidate is planning on making a stop at the Waldameer facility on Wednesday but said the name didn’t exactly reflect his campaign’s values. “It sounded a little too…you know what,” a […]
Cathedral Prep students paraded through the streets of Erie on Friday in “The Running of the Morons”, an event to help send off the school’s hockey team to State College. Several of the students broke the normal tradition and extended the ‘Running’ an extra few miles, shouting obscenities and blocking traffic. Prep officials were not […]
Erie bar goers have already started one of the most heralded local traditions Thursday morning to celebrate St. Patrick’s Day, dying their livers green. The gesture is meant to honor the Irish Saint for reasons no one drinking green beer today is quite sure of. “This is my favorite day of the year,” one enthusiastic […]
Erie police are on the the hunt this morning for two suspects, that they believe to be Pit Bulls, who robbed an Erie area bank Wednesday afternoon. The account from witnesses described the suspects as wearing hoodies and dog masks, but police say they see right through the deception. “What we clearly have here is […]