‘Cleveland Sports Fan’ Now Classified As Mental Illness

The DSM has a new chapter today, as being a Cleveland sports fan is added to the list of diagnosable illnesses. The move comes after supporters of the city were somehow surprised, yet again, to be left heartbroken after one of their teams found themselves in the playoffs. “It’s actually an entirely new classification,” said […]

Entire Erie School District To Be Housed In Giant Barn

The Erie School District has leaked its preliminary plan for school consolidation and it is more drastic that initially thought. According to the leaked documents, the District will liquidate all real estate assets and begin construction on a single room barn, which will house grades K-12. “When you look at the numbers”, outgoing Superintendent Jay […]