Border Patrol Interrogate Piece Of Driftwood Found In Lake Erie

The U.S. Border Patrol stationed in Fairview is currently questioning a piece of driftwood believed to have been trying to make its way illegally into the United States from Canada. An anonymous boater reported the suspicious debris to the Coast Guard Sunday Night, whom relayed the message to Border Patrol. “Agents are in the beginning […]

Chalk Artist Shocks With Obscene Celebrate Erie Drawing

The Celebrate Erie Kid’s Zone may have to be moved next year after one Erie artist crosses the line with her Chalk Walk drawing. The picture in question cannot be fully described within this publication, however we will say that it involved our Flagship City’s Mayor, who has come under fire as of late. “This […]

We Love Erie Days Shows Up At Celebrate Erie; Gets Arrested

Former summer festival We Love Erie Days showed up at the kickoff to this year’s Celebrate Erie only to be arrested for public drunkenness. The trouble started when the 90s era celebration began stopping people on the street, telling them how much better he was. “I was just trying to enjoy the Chalk Walk with […]

Perry Square Deemed ‘Good Enough’ For Celebrate Erie Opening

Hay is apparently no longer just for horses as Perry Square West is set to open for Celebrate Erie crowds this weekend. Erie officials had hoped to show off the newly renovated project in time for the event, but delays in construction have made that impossible. “We have all the hay down where the grass […]

Erie Man Stuck In Car From Celebrate Erie Street Closings

One Erie man is hoping to survive the week after being stranded in his car Wednesday morning due to road closings for Celebrate Erie. The motorist was traveling West on 4th street when the closures went up between Peach and French. “I was coming home from work.” The driver said. “I came across French just fine, […]

Celebrate Erie Adds ‘People Watching’ To Official List Of Events

Celebrate Erie just got a little more exciting, officially including people watching on their weekly schedule of events. The activity list, released Monday, reads that the peak time for people watching will be nightly from 7pm to 9pm between 7th and 8th Street. “We know this is what a lot of people come here for […]

Celebrate Erie Headliner Replaced With Tiny Tim Hologram

Erie will be tip-toeing though the tulips this weekend as one of the major attractions for Celebrate Erie goes through a surprise upheaval.  Saturday’s headliner, Kool and The Gang, terminated their contract with the City of Erie Sunday night, citing negative feedback from the public. Event coordinators however have already found a replacement. “I had […]

Erie Business Owner Not Buying In To All That ‘Internet Hooplah’

One local businessman is taking a bold stand today against the near necessity of marketing his business online. “It’s just too many w’s to keep track of first of all.” Entrepreneur, Ned Tasker ranted. “Everyone says I need a Linkbook and a Faced-In. It’s all a bunch of over-rated hoopla to me.” The video rental […]